dial 9 to get out

Damn, I need a vacation in a bad way. You know you need one when you are at home and you dial 9 to get an outside line. Seriously, I can count how many times I've done that and always glad we have no area codes that start with 1. I'm like, why didn't the call go through.. did I dial 9 first, again, Mr. Alzheimer's express in training.